Oh Lord, Elton John Reckons Jesus Was A Gay Man

Uh-Oh, it looks as though the Pope will be throwing away his Elton John collection after the piano-playing pop star has claimed in a new interview that Jesus was a gay man.

Now, I know the world is far less homophobic now, but there is still the odd person worshipping God who still can’t get their head around the whole man-love issue, and that’s fine, but let’s not anger them any more eh Elton?

The comments – which are pretty much guaranteed to cause outrage all over the world – were made as Elton discussed the state of the world in a recent magazine interview, with him saying; “I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don’t know what makes people so cruel.”

Oh dear, this looks like it’s all going to kick off today, okay so I’m all for being open to what Jesus looked like, as we don’t have any snaps of him enjoying an iced tea in Jerusalem, but considering being gay is looked down upon by the largest Jesus-worshipping religion, it might not have been the wisest thing to say, especially since he was going out with Mary Magdalene anyway, and I’m sure he wasn’t cheating on her.

I reckon he’s been getting too many publicity stunt tips off his new celebrity best mate Lady GaGa… but are YOU offended?


  1. If Jesus actually existed (which he probably didn’t) I hope he was gay. Republican Americans would explode. Their minds couldn’t cope.

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