“Vulva Original” : Vaginal Odour Scent – What Will They Think Of Next?

Oh.My.God, this is not the type of news story I want to land in my inbox first thing on a Friday morning – it might be time to let myself go, what with it being the weekend and all, but this, seriously?

I know those German folk have never been one’s to shy away from something a little bit, um, different (yes, I have watched Eurotrash before) but this is taking this p*ss, it’s got to be.

Apparently, Vulva is “the erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman… The precious vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is applied onto the back of the hand….and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies…:”

Hmm, can’t say I want to be rubbing another woman’s ‘vaginal odour’ on to the back of my hand, nor do I want to meet anyone who would. Call me old fashioned, but I’ll stick to Eau De Toilette before I go down the route of smelling like an actual toilet.

But tell me, would you give up your Thierry Mugler, Alien scent (I don’t have any by the way, if you want to send me some….) to smell like a total fanny?


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