Katie Price Didn’t Drink This Weekend… So She Must Be Pregnant

Katie Price has a lot to answer for this morning… at a point where I should be nursing my head following my stupid Sunday night drinking session, I am sat here, with a tabloid newspaper in front of me, being told KP is pregnant.

Now, let me lay out the facts for you… Katie and Alex were stranded abroad because of the volcanic ash cloud, Katie and Alex come back home and throw a ‘Baby-Cue’ (that’s a clever was of saying barbecue for babies) for Princess and Junior because they’ve missed them so much.

Okay, seems normal enough… but because Katie didn’t drink alcohol and went to bed at around 8pm, the whole world thinks she’s pregnant! Not jet-lagged or – God help us – just didn’t fancy getting plastered, no, she’s must be expecting.

Okay, so she and Alex have been seen going to a baby clinic, and Katie has been going on about how she wants to be ‘Reidinated’ (classy) but come on, can’t a girl just have a quiet night in?

Originally written by me for FemaleFirst.co.uk

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