Kelly Brook Gets Her Kit Off, Makes Me Buy Celery

Kelly Brook has just made me feel about the size of a double decker bus after seeing her completely starkers on the cover of Love magazine.

We all know that she’s got a face, body and hair to die for, and no matter how much our man loved us, he’s do an Ashley Cole / Peter Crouch / John Terry on us if Kelly fluttered her eyelashes in his general direction, so this picture is NOT what we need when we’re feeling particularly bloated.

Either way, I knew most of you would appreciate looking at Kelly’s ass as she promotes her new film about a load of Piranhas that like to eat people as they swim in the sea.

The film might sound rubbish, but at least it’s got Kelly in a swimsuit eh?


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