Spencer Pratt’s Got A Sex Tape… Heidi Gets Worried.

Just when you thought Spencer Pratt couldn’t actually become a bigger idiot, he somehow manages to surprise us all by threatening to sell a sex-tape he allegedly made with his ex, Heidi Montag.

Obviously being unable to score any headline for just being himself, Spencer is keen to keep dragging himself behind the Montag bandwagon for as long as humanly possible, and this supposed sex tape is bound to get a bit more mileage out of his career.

Spencer bragged on Twitter this weekend; “Promises you the Citizen Kane of sex tapes. Honestly, Orson Wells makes a guest appearance,” before adding; “Recommends you wait for the Special Edition Sex Tape. Blu-Ray, director’s commentary, and bloopers!”

To which Heidi brilliantly responded; “F U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” leading Spencer to mumble; “Seriously? You’re going to start shit on twitter?” before carrying on the debacle with the very mature “The sex tape will not feature any bisexuality.  It will however feature trisexuality.  Also – a triceratops.” and “@heidimontag needs to grow up.”

I’ll tell you who needs to grow up Spencer… their surname starts with P ends in T and rhymes with t*at.

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