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Things I Have Learnt From Twitter Today….

Whenever I go on Twitter these days, it’s usually on my Blackberry when I’m stuck in traffic, or my mum is droning on about something I can’t be arsed listening to; oh the joys of living back at home. But today, during a rather quiet day in the office – Now I have a ‘proper’ job, I can’t just spend hours social networking – I decided to have a browse of the ‘Trending Topics.’

I’ve never been one to bother with Trending Topics, as they’re usually just some rubbish like #OMGIfIWereAnAnimalIWouldBe or something equally as moronic. “LOL.” But after exhausting my Timeline and STILL having 1 hour 29 minutes before home time, I thought I’d have a little nosy… and here’s what I have learnt. I’m actually quite impressed.

  • Percy Pig now has a brand of ice cream. Those delicious pink pig faces have been frozen, mixed with all sorts of other calorific ingredients and sold in Marks & Spencer.
  • Pete Doherty has gone to jail for possession of cocaine. Naughty
  • Gail Porter has been sectioned under the mental health act after cutting her chest and arms in her bathroom.
  • Waterstones bookstore chain has been sold for £53m. Great huh? But not when you take into account that that’s the selling price of one Fernando Torres. The world is MENTAL.
  • The Queen has made it to Cork without being assassinated by terrorists.
  • Skater Girl Avril Lavigne has released a video for her single ‘Smile’. Everyone seems to be going on about it… as I’m in the office, I don’t think blasting out some pop punk would go down very well, so I’ll have to find out the big news on that one when I go home, or I get to my sisters, who has one of these iPhones where you can ACTUALLY watch videos. I know, how amazing is that?

Finally, something is happening on the Worldwide TT with some bloke called Joaquín Sabina. All the gossip is in a foreign language though, and Google isn’t giving me anything… can anyone help? I’ll never sleep tonight otherwise.



Paris Might Escape Drug Charges Due To Lazy Cops

Paris Hilton better thank her lucky stars because it seems the man in the sky is shining down on her…

The heiress might escape a jail term – despite being caught with cocaine in a handbag she was carrying – because the cops who caught her failed to give her a blood test.

Paris Hilton attends the 17th annual Race to Erase MS gala in Los Angeles in this May 7, 2010 file photo. Hilton was arrested in Las Vegas on August 27, 2010 and charged with cocaine possession, celebrity website TMZ reported on August 28. Hilton, 29, a former reality TV star, was arrested after a traffic stop by police in which an undisclosed amount of cocaine was allegedly found in her purse, the website said.  Photo taken May 7, 2010. REUTERS/Phil McCarten (UNITED STATESENTERTAINMENT - Tags: PROFILE CRIME LAW ENTERTAINMENT)

Paris is still claiming that the bag she was carrying belonged to someone else (despite posting a picture of it on her Twitter page a few weeks ago) and because the police didn’t bother to give her a test, there is no proof as to whether she did take the drug or not.

Paris herself denies all the charges, ranting on Twitter last week, “These rumors (sic) going around are so ridiculous, untrue and cruel. I’m not going to even pay attention to them, because I know the truth.”