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Jessie J Confirms She Is Bisexual

Ladies AND Gentlemen rejoice, you ALL have a small chance with the uber-babe that is Jessie J, because she is bisexual. Horary!

The new Lady GaGa has spoken out about her sexuality on In Demand, and said; “I’ve never denied it. Whoopie doo guys, yes, I’ve dated girls and I’ve dated boys – get over it.”

She then explained how naughty journalists (not me!) have been pestering her friends to try and get the inside scoop on her sexuality; “The amount of people that have contacted my old schoolmates about it… Facebook is a lethal place.”

You don’t need to talk to us about Facebook JJ, our mate got dumped because her boyfriend was sick of her talking to this other fella and ‘liking’ his pictures.


Joe McElderry Comes Out, Hairdresser Does Kiss & Tell. Vomit.

When Joe McElderry announced the news that he was gay on Saturday (like we didn’t already know) it was obviously going to lead to a load of blokes coming out of the woodwork. First up to sell his story to The Sun is hairdresser Sean Ryan who has sold his friendship with Joe down the river in the hope of making a quick buck in the papers…

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Sean told the paper how he met Joe backstage during his first live audition for the ITV1 talent show and was instantly smitten with the Geordie. He then explained that he was the first guy Joe ever locked lips with.

The pair chatted backstage at the auditions and “Hit it off straight away, there was a definite spark between us.” Before swapping numbers and starting to text and phone each other.

Soon afterwards the boys met up for a meal in Newcastle – and when Sean dropped Joe home later they almost kissed… Sean said: “He was shy and turned away when I leaned towards him. I could see he had the uncertainty I had felt at his age.” But a week later they finally had a little smooch. This is rumoured to have been the first time Joe kissed another boy with Seam claiming; “It was definitely the first time he’d kissed a guy because he told me. He said he’d kissed a few girls but never had sex. It was a long passionate kiss. But that was all that happened and I left.”

Swift mover Joe texted Sean the next day to invite him back to the flat that evening; he said: “Joe opened the door in pyjamas. His mum was out so we lay on the settee and kissed and cuddled. We didn’t ever get any more intimate than that.” After a few meetings Sean text Joe asking if they could start a proper relationship but Joe declined saying he; “didn’t want to be in a serious relationship but if he had wanted to it would be with me.”

Sean applauded Joe’s decision to come out. He said: “He’s been brave. It can’t have been easy doing that in the public eye.” And Joe confirmed it was Sean he was talking about when he told The Sun he kissed a boy for the first time last year.

His spokesperson added: “Joe was completely honest about this in Saturday’s paper. He is grateful for all of the messages of support he has had.”

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Oh Lord, Elton John Reckons Jesus Was A Gay Man

Uh-Oh, it looks as though the Pope will be throwing away his Elton John collection after the piano-playing pop star has claimed in a new interview that Jesus was a gay man.

Now, I know the world is far less homophobic now, but there is still the odd person worshipping God who still can’t get their head around the whole man-love issue, and that’s fine, but let’s not anger them any more eh Elton?

The comments – which are pretty much guaranteed to cause outrage all over the world – were made as Elton discussed the state of the world in a recent magazine interview, with him saying; “I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don’t know what makes people so cruel.”

Oh dear, this looks like it’s all going to kick off today, okay so I’m all for being open to what Jesus looked like, as we don’t have any snaps of him enjoying an iced tea in Jerusalem, but considering being gay is looked down upon by the largest Jesus-worshipping religion, it might not have been the wisest thing to say, especially since he was going out with Mary Magdalene anyway, and I’m sure he wasn’t cheating on her.

I reckon he’s been getting too many publicity stunt tips off his new celebrity best mate Lady GaGa… but are YOU offended?