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Peter Andre Is A Dirty Little Rotter In Bed

Don’t worry mum, I haven’t been off indulging in the naughties with one Mr Peter Andre this week… he’s actually just been telling the world how he’s a bit of a ‘wrong ‘un’ when it comes to his bedroom antics.

In a frank new interview, Peter has described himself as a “dirty little rotter” in the bedroom, and plans to have as much sex as he can this year following his split from Elen Rivas.

If you do have a bit of a thing for the Andre though, you’re in luck, because he says he wants to start living dangerously…. So just wait in a back alley outside on of his gigs in just a trench coat and your undies and you could be in luck… that’s just my idea though, Pete hasn’t actually said he wants to be jumped by a woman in her pants…

What he DID say however, was; “I’m pure filth. But I’m not a sleaze. I’m a massively passionate person. A dirty little rotter in the bedroom, and a gentleman, too. The whole package, I hope! I’m a bad boy really. Not many people see that side of me. I’m a gentleman, but I’m fiery, too. I’m a hot-blooded male! I’m a sexual man, definitely.”

He added: “I’m a single man. This year is about having fun and lots of it. I’m not ready for a relationship and settling down and doing the love thing. When I do fall in love, I’ll go to the ends of the earth for that person. I’d lay down on a carpet of nails for the person I love. But for now, it’s time to live dangerously and have fun, you know what I mean?”

Yes Pete, I think we do….

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Katie Price : Publicity Seeking Missile

Just when you thought Katie Price couldn’t BE any more desperate for a headline, she decided to post a photo of her snogging her new fella on Twitter. That’s right, did you hear that Alex Reid & Peter Andre.

Proving that she’s oh-so-serious about her new man-toy Leandro Penna, KP decided to get one of her mates to take a photo of them snogging each other’s face off in a snap that looks like a rejected cover for the Brokeback Mountain special edition.

Other nauseating snaps included Jordan and Leo recreating the famous Dirty Dancing lift in the sunset & them riding about on horses, as well as a Twitter “Thank You” to Elton John and David Furnish for throwing the bash where the pair met: “We are so compatible we can’t thank Elton John and David Furnish enough.”

Bleugh.

Katie Price : Pete’s In Love With Me & I Still Have Sex With Alex. Brilliant

Is Katie Price completely off her rocker? I mean, seriously, I don’t get what planet she’s actually living on there days. Planet arrogant? Planet delusional? Or Planet publicity?

Anyway, wherever she is, it hasn’t stopped her mouthing off about Peter Andre during her trip to LA (yes she’s going to the Oscars, God only knows how), and after a night on the booze she yelped; “[He’s] probably still in f***ing love.” Yes, he probably is, that must be why he divorced you Katie.

Then she started barking on about Alex, this time saying; “he still comes to the house but we’re not together. Can anyone here tell me they’ve never f***** an ex?”

Well Katie, no, we can’t tell you that, but we don’t go broadcasting our sex lives to the local tabloids do we? I mean, no offence, but it is a bit trashy.

Ruth.x

Alex Reid Takes Off The Wedding Ring. It’s All Over.

Did anyone else secretly hope that Katie Price and Alex Reid would get back together? I mean, as orange as they were, they did make quite a sweet couple – although having to use their collective brain power might have been a bit difficult…

Anyway, Alex has now taken off his wedding ring, just in time to wave his ex off as she jetted off to party at the Oscars this Sunday (no, we don’t know how she got an invitation either).

A source tells The Sun, “Yet again she has jetted off around the world and discarded him like a used tissue. He understands that he needs to take the ring off to move on, which he has done now. He’s in pieces about it.”

Poor Alex, come to my house for pizza night tonight?

What Did YOU Think To Katie Price on Let’s Dance…

I’ve got to be honest, when I heard Katie Price was going to be taking part in Let’s Dance For Comic Relief, I thought she was going to be rubbish, but I’ve got to say, I was pretty impressed.

Obviously having a dig at her current relationship status (dressing as a man dressed up as a woman *cough* Alex Reid *cough*) Katie kicked ass to Queen hit; “I Want To Break Free.”

She did so well in fact, that she goes through to the live final alongside gorgeous funnyman Russell Kane, and Twittered;  “I can’t believe having two left feet has actually paid off…not a bad result for my dancefloor debut,”

Katie Price Taking On Noel Fielding. This Should Be A Laugh….

Remember last year when Rufus Hound wowed us all with his re-make of Cheryl Cole’s Fight For This Love, and my old friend Sam Nixon and his buddy Mark Rhodes danced around in their underpants? Well, now Katie Price is having a go.

As if her singing career didn’t go down like a lead balloon as it is, she’s hoping to become a performer once again as she joins the likes of Noel Fielding and Russell Kane in a 2011 dance-off.

Dancing, um, Queen

If rumours are to be believed, Katie will be making herself look silly for charity in the hope of winning back a few fans, as she attempts to copy the dance routine from one of her favourite songs.

Let’s Dance for Comic Relief runs for three weeks and gears up to a live final on Red Nose Day, Friday 18th March.

 

Alex Reid & Katie Price : On A Break?

Alex Reid has apparently told his Mrs, Katie Price, that they need to spend some time apart after he is getting tired of her demanding ways.

One source told Closer magazine: “Alex has put up with a lot from Jordan, but things have got so bad that he has finally snapped. He told her he can’t take the stress of her mood swings and the pressure for her to get pregnant, and needs some time apart. He thinks the only way the marriage can survive is if he stays with family or friends for two nights a week to give them both breathing space.”

Yikes, I bet Katie isn’t used to having someone stand up to her like that, especially as another insider added: “Jordan is a bit despairing about the whole situation – but as usual she’s putting on a front and pretending that she doesn’t care. She was a bit stunned that Alex has finally stuck up for himself. But he said it was either time apart or something more drastic, so she has accepted it for now.”

Alex is supposedly furious that Katie put the brakes on the plans for him to go into the jungle for I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and he has asked for two nights a week off to go to his parents place or to stay with a mate.

But what do YOU think readers? Is it like the whole Carrie & Mr Big situation from Sex & The City 2?

FemaleFirst – Ruth Harrison