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Peter Andre Is A Dirty Little Rotter In Bed

Don’t worry mum, I haven’t been off indulging in the naughties with one Mr Peter Andre this week… he’s actually just been telling the world how he’s a bit of a ‘wrong ‘un’ when it comes to his bedroom antics.

In a frank new interview, Peter has described himself as a “dirty little rotter” in the bedroom, and plans to have as much sex as he can this year following his split from Elen Rivas.

If you do have a bit of a thing for the Andre though, you’re in luck, because he says he wants to start living dangerously…. So just wait in a back alley outside on of his gigs in just a trench coat and your undies and you could be in luck… that’s just my idea though, Pete hasn’t actually said he wants to be jumped by a woman in her pants…

What he DID say however, was; “I’m pure filth. But I’m not a sleaze. I’m a massively passionate person. A dirty little rotter in the bedroom, and a gentleman, too. The whole package, I hope! I’m a bad boy really. Not many people see that side of me. I’m a gentleman, but I’m fiery, too. I’m a hot-blooded male! I’m a sexual man, definitely.”

He added: “I’m a single man. This year is about having fun and lots of it. I’m not ready for a relationship and settling down and doing the love thing. When I do fall in love, I’ll go to the ends of the earth for that person. I’d lay down on a carpet of nails for the person I love. But for now, it’s time to live dangerously and have fun, you know what I mean?”

Yes Pete, I think we do….


Katie Price : Publicity Seeking Missile

Just when you thought Katie Price couldn’t BE any more desperate for a headline, she decided to post a photo of her snogging her new fella on Twitter. That’s right, did you hear that Alex Reid & Peter Andre.

Proving that she’s oh-so-serious about her new man-toy Leandro Penna, KP decided to get one of her mates to take a photo of them snogging each other’s face off in a snap that looks like a rejected cover for the Brokeback Mountain special edition.

Other nauseating snaps included Jordan and Leo recreating the famous Dirty Dancing lift in the sunset & them riding about on horses, as well as a Twitter “Thank You” to Elton John and David Furnish for throwing the bash where the pair met: “We are so compatible we can’t thank Elton John and David Furnish enough.”


Katie Price : Pete’s In Love With Me & I Still Have Sex With Alex. Brilliant

Is Katie Price completely off her rocker? I mean, seriously, I don’t get what planet she’s actually living on there days. Planet arrogant? Planet delusional? Or Planet publicity?

Anyway, wherever she is, it hasn’t stopped her mouthing off about Peter Andre during her trip to LA (yes she’s going to the Oscars, God only knows how), and after a night on the booze she yelped; “[He’s] probably still in f***ing love.” Yes, he probably is, that must be why he divorced you Katie.

Then she started barking on about Alex, this time saying; “he still comes to the house but we’re not together. Can anyone here tell me they’ve never f***** an ex?”

Well Katie, no, we can’t tell you that, but we don’t go broadcasting our sex lives to the local tabloids do we? I mean, no offence, but it is a bit trashy.


Peter Andre ‘Smitten’ With Keisha Buchanan

We’re only just coming to terms with the rumours that Peter Andre is dating that Keisha Buchanan bird from the Sugababes, but it seems the popstar is already ‘smitten’ with the pop princess.

Peter has been single ever since he split up with loud-mouthed Katie Price last year but now it looks as though he could have a new piece of arm-candy after enjoying a string of dates with none other than Keisha Buchanan.

A source said; “Peter and Keisha love spending time with each other and there is a real chemistry between them, but because of what they’ve been through they’re not rushing into things.”

I wonder how Katie Price is feeling?

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Katie Price’s Latest Nugget Of Advice : “Divorce Is Good For Kids”

Katie Price has shared another one of her golden nuggets of pointless information with us this weekend after announcing that she thinks divorce is good for kids. Well, her and Peter’s divorce at least.

Can someone PLEASE get this Kirby Grip out of my hair?

Katie decided it was time to grab some more column inches and shared her words of wisdom with us after saying; “Any child that has parents who are divorced are lucky,” said Jordan. “They get extra Christmas presents, birthday presents and extra trips. I revert back to when my mum and dad split up. I was three or four and I can’t even remember it. So really it was good.”

Extra presents, wow, that’s much better than having a stable family unit isn’t it?

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Brace Yourself, It’s Katie Price’s Single….

Katie Price’s single was always going to be received as a bit of a joke, so there’s no point in trying to dress this up as a serious article is there?

If you thought Peter Andre was cheesy and annoying when it comes to music, this is going to have you retching at your desk. I don’t know what’s worse, the horrific beat, the tone deaf vocals or the fact that it sounds like something S Club 7 would come up with if they took crack and collaborated with Cascada.

I hate to say it though, the more you listen, the more it actually grows on you. Well, either that or your ears are so f*cked by Katie’s tone deaf vocals that you become a little bit immune to the warbling…

Katie Price Furious Over Peter Andre’s Fling – Err, Hello?

Peter Andre has been left embarrassed after reports have emerged that he had a three-month fling with a model following his split from Katie Price.

Whilst Peter technically did nothing wrong – he met a girl, had some rumpy-pumpy and that was that – his ex wife Katie Price has had something to say about it all (obviously).

Whilst Pete has already admitted that the whole thing was a “mistake” Katie has been tooting her horn by saying;  He’s got this whiter than white image, but he’s no saint.” Uh-Oh, does Katie not remember that she shacked up with Alex Reid about a day after dumping Peter?

Whilst we know that Peter has been telling some porkies by denying that he’d met any other women during various interviews, it seems that he just wanted to keep the relationships under wraps to avoid a media frenzy, as it was just something he needed to ‘get out of his system’ following the break-up of his marriage.

What do YOU make of it all? Has Katie got any right to be mad at Peter?