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Katie Price’s Latest Nugget Of Advice : “Divorce Is Good For Kids”

Katie Price has shared another one of her golden nuggets of pointless information with us this weekend after announcing that she thinks divorce is good for kids. Well, her and Peter’s divorce at least.

Can someone PLEASE get this Kirby Grip out of my hair?

Katie decided it was time to grab some more column inches and shared her words of wisdom with us after saying; “Any child that has parents who are divorced are lucky,” said Jordan. “They get extra Christmas presents, birthday presents and extra trips. I revert back to when my mum and dad split up. I was three or four and I can’t even remember it. So really it was good.”

Extra presents, wow, that’s much better than having a stable family unit isn’t it?

Originally written for FemaleFirst.co.uk

Katie Price Sleeps With A Pig. No, It’s Not Alex

Just when I thought Katie Price couldn’t make me feel any more nauseous she has gone and surpassed herself after admitting she lets her new pet pig sleep beside the bed she shares with new hubby Alex Reid, 34.

The singer has already given up pork after being given the miniature pig as a wedding present after saying: “Me and Alex ordered a Caesar salad the other day and it had bacon on and we were like, ‘Oh my God I can’t eat Bingles’.

Obviously it’s true that pigs are actually really clean animals, but letting a farmyard creature share your bedroom is just a little bit weird in my eyes.

What do YOU make of it?

Ruth.xx

Originally written for FemaleFirst.co.uk

Brace Yourself, It’s Katie Price’s Single….

Katie Price’s single was always going to be received as a bit of a joke, so there’s no point in trying to dress this up as a serious article is there?

If you thought Peter Andre was cheesy and annoying when it comes to music, this is going to have you retching at your desk. I don’t know what’s worse, the horrific beat, the tone deaf vocals or the fact that it sounds like something S Club 7 would come up with if they took crack and collaborated with Cascada.

I hate to say it though, the more you listen, the more it actually grows on you. Well, either that or your ears are so f*cked by Katie’s tone deaf vocals that you become a little bit immune to the warbling…

Katie Price Reckons Her Wedding Will Be Classy. LOL

Katie Price shocked us all when she said she was going to keep her relationship with Alex Reid out of the public eye – until she got offered a shed load of cash to sell the rights to her second wedding to the cage fighter – but now we’re even more baffled after hearing she’s going to have a ‘classy’ wedding.

Whilst we never thought we’d hear ‘Katie Price’ & ‘Classy’ being used in the same sentence, she’s apparently told her wedding planners that she doesn’t want ANY bling at this wedding, and wants a ball rather than a disco… a stark contrast to her tacky fairytale-themed wedding to Peter Andre.

LONDON - 23 March Pic shows Katie Price possing for the cameras to promote the KP equestrian Wear, Worxs Studio, London 23rd March 2009 (Photo by Andrew Cowie/Entertainment Press)

Despite having thousands of Swarovski crystals sewn on her frock when she wed Peter Andre in 2005, Katie is insisting that she want a  “sophisticated look” this time around, and fancies a dress similar to one she wore to the Bafta awards a fortnight ago.

The couple are even struggling to get big names to attend the bash, with Alex’s Celeb Big Brother pals Vinnie Jones, Sisqo and Stephen Baldwin declining their invites, as have Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding, Simon Cowell, Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. Katie even tried to hire JLS to perform, but they were just ‘too busy.’ *Ahem.*

Luckily for us though, Katie’s idea of classy is markedly different from ours, as she still plans to ‘entertain’ her guests with a rendition of her new pop single. Brilliant.

Ruth.x

Katie Price To Televise Wedding. So Much For Love.

LONDON - JULY 17:  Katie Price launches her new book  'Angel Uncovered' at Borders book store on July 17, 2008 in London.  (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

Katie Price might have ran around telling everyone that she and Alex were going to keep their relationship totally under wraps this time around, it clearly hasn’t taken long (or the sniff of a few banknotes) for her to change her mind.

Regardless of the fact that she told the world that she and Alex Reid married “purely for love” in Las Vegas, it hasn’t stopped her from cashing-in by selling the TV rights to her UK-based nuptials.

The businesswoman has decided to ditch the intimate romance of her second wedding to Alex Reid in return for £600,000 from ITV2 to film a three-part show entitled For Better Or Worse.

Three-part? I hear you ask. Well, Katie will not only be selling footage of the ceremony and party, but also the couples wedding preparations and honeymoon. How romantic?

Is it just me, or does anyone else reckon this second wedding is probably more for cash than for love?

Ruth.x

Katie Price’s Perfume Stinks Of Sweatshops

Katie Price has hit another little bump on her fame highway now that her perfume line has been ditched by Superdrug after it emerged that Indian workers making the bottles were paid just £2.05 a day!

Despite Katie rolling around in cash, the ‘businesswoman’ opted for cheap labour from abroad to save herself some pennies. But it’s come back to bite her in the bum after Superdrug yesterday began clearing the shelves of the 32-year-old glamour girl’s “Stunning” and “Besotted” fragrances.

Staff at the Pragati factory in Gujarat were slaving away for well below India’s minimum wage. Apparently glassworkers should earn at least £2.25 a day, and Katie was paying the 20p short for each day they worked, leaving them with barely enough to cover the cost of food.

Uh-oh, will YOU be buying any more of Katie’s perfumes, or will you want them at a cut price now?

Katie Price Finds Her Perfect Acting Role… As A Chavvy Brit In Benidorm

Here I was thinking Katie Price was good for nothing except taking her clothes off and making a total fool of herself on various reality TV shows, but not it looks like she might be making it in the world of acting!

Fair enough, Katie will be playing the part of a chavvy Brit abroad in hit tv show, Benidorm and she probably thinks it’s just ANOTHER documentary about her holidays rather than an actual proper acting part, but we’re excited none the less.

Just Another Day On The Beach For Katie

The show’s creator said of the part, “She probably won’t have to do much acting. It will be more sunbathing and bikini action. She’ll be getting them out for the lads and lying by the pool.” well, no change there then.

To be totally honest, Katie Price’s life is just fascinating to me… she might look like a better-off version of the chavs down Barnsley market on a Saturday, but at the end of the day, no matter how much cash she’s got, she’s still a chav in my eyes.

Ruth.x

Katie Price Ditches Botox For Unborn Child

I’ve long since held the belief that Katie Price looked far better before injecting botox all over her face, and finally it seems as though she might be listening to my warnings… Okay, well she’s probably not actually taking my advice, but she HAS agreed to quit with the botox, for the sake of her unborn baby – despite the fact that she hasn’t even announced she’s pregnant.

Apparently, Katie reckons the treatments could hinder her chances of conceiving a healthy baby with new husband Alex Reid, and as she’s wanting to be up the duff as soon as possible, I’m pretty excited to Katie going Au Natural. But I wonder if Alex will like it? After all, he seems the type of bloke who likes the fake, inflatable plastic Katie rather than your regular woman…

Although at the rate she’s popping out kids these days, she could need a bit of a nip and tuck elsewhere… maybe she could get her old mate Victoria Beckham on the blower for some advice?

bRuth.x

Katie Price Didn’t Drink This Weekend… So She Must Be Pregnant

Katie Price has a lot to answer for this morning… at a point where I should be nursing my head following my stupid Sunday night drinking session, I am sat here, with a tabloid newspaper in front of me, being told KP is pregnant.

Now, let me lay out the facts for you… Katie and Alex were stranded abroad because of the volcanic ash cloud, Katie and Alex come back home and throw a ‘Baby-Cue’ (that’s a clever was of saying barbecue for babies) for Princess and Junior because they’ve missed them so much.

Okay, seems normal enough… but because Katie didn’t drink alcohol and went to bed at around 8pm, the whole world thinks she’s pregnant! Not jet-lagged or – God help us – just didn’t fancy getting plastered, no, she’s must be expecting.

Okay, so she and Alex have been seen going to a baby clinic, and Katie has been going on about how she wants to be ‘Reidinated’ (classy) but come on, can’t a girl just have a quiet night in?

Originally written by me for FemaleFirst.co.uk

Katie Price Goes Down… Under.

Katie Price could be taking a leaf out of Lily Allen’s book after being asked to star in Australian soap opera Neighbours!

Whilst we reckon Katie’s life is pretty much a soap opera in itself, the Aussies love her show What Katie Did Next so much that the show’s directors want to get her down under for a cameo in the show.

It’s thought Katie will be tottering down Ramsey Street when she travels to Oz later this year to film scenes for What Katie Did Next and promote her equestrian range.

Is anyone else excited, or do we worry that she might not be very good at acting?